"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

"The only way to be a quick driver is to consistently drive fast" - SeruiX

by anonymous May 16, 2021

Decepticon Driver

Straight Goddamn Head Drop.

Hurts like the willies.

Druid just got dropped with a Decepticon Driver? Someone call the paramedics!

by not gbomber March 23, 2003

Decepticon Driver

A fuck up of what was meant to be a piledriver done by a Moose lover.

OMG! DECETION DRIVAH~! Now he's gonna violate that poor moose...

by OMKOM March 23, 2003

chocky speedway driver

A homosexual, peanut butter trail rider, poofter, or gay

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood

This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.

by Lyxtq October 6, 2024

That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!

When the delivery driver eats your fries and it's outrageous

"That delivery driver ate my fries! Outrageous!"

by sroobkiller October 30, 2024

pinball driver

A driving style where the driver makes sure the car is in a position in the road that minimizes the probability of them crashing. This driving style has little consideration for the inconvenience caused to other drivers, especially those behind them. They place their car on the outside of their lane if a car is trying to pull out, and place their car on the inside of their lane if a car is intending to turn across their path. They brake hard before they have to stop so that they can roll gently to where their car should be, and accelerate hard to stop other cars changing from one lane to their lane, then match the speed of the other car creating a Mexican road block. They also keep as much distance as they can from vehicles much bigger than them, even if doing so puts them in the other vehicles blindspot. On a duel carriageway, they always stay in the outside lane because of other cars joining the road and the other car may not see them.

Look at this pinball driver. He must think his car is fitted with a cloaking device and he can't find the off switch!

by 15 years in December 12, 2024