Weston wood

The fucking shit, definition of bad ass, never a guy to back down from a fight

Weston wood is the pinnacle of manliness

by The god of pu$$y July 10, 2022

waning wood

When your pecker wood starts devolving back to it's original form

When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022

Knock on wood

A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.

India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.

by Pattifil August 2, 2022

brissy woods

a tough-skinned terrestrial mollusc which typically lacks a shell and secretes a film of mucus for protection. It can be a serious plant pest.

brissy woods is useless

by Madook June 21, 2022

sean woods

he doesn't exist

sean woods doesn't exist

by geometry keith from fnf May 2, 2022

shlanging that wood

when male genitalia exceeds one’s expectations

that french boy was shlanging that wood fr fr

by tess guadinino November 13, 2022

Ben woods

Is a guy who gives grad to the Neighbor hood and even to his dog mutley who he f**ks every night like a ritual

“He’s such a ben woods”

by Benjamin woods January 5, 2022