mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

Gyat o' clock

This is a special time reserved for taking care of your gyat. This means many things, trimming it, washing it, enhancing it and training it. these are only some of the many ways to take care of your gyat. Many spend their lives traning their gyats for the holy Gyatt-olympics, a fierce contest to find the greatest gyat lurking amongst humanity.

Hey wanna get a drink later today.
Sorry can't it's gyat o' clock time.
Oh no worry i could use some trimming as well. Bye

by Antipekka January 4, 2024

Clock It

Another way of saying “spill” or otherwise agreeing with someone else’s statement.
Typically used on Stan Twitter.

Person 1: Cardi B is washed and needs to retire!
Person 2: Clock it! I’ve been saying the same thing!

by GVTT3D January 8, 2024

Clock Demon

A term for a transgender woman who does not pass as a woman who was born a woman. This transgender woman looks so much like a man, that all the transsexual women around her get clocked because of her.

This trans woman is so ugly, literally the hardest brick (another term for a non-passable transgender woman) a brick can get.

This girl is worse than a Clock Monster.

This term was made by @InJuvenile on instagram

“Girl that Clock Demon Jaybies got me clocked by the trade.” She’s such a man that it makes me look like one!” Said @YgDior

by YgDior January 24, 2024

Clock it

Another version of saying period

person 1:“And the crazy fact is, her ass doesn’t even have the facts or proof to defend her own man because she knows what he did was right!”
Person 2:“CLOCK IT!”

by Qwqrm January 28, 2024

Clock It

Come do sum or fight me

"Clock it bitch you perpin" "lele told ziaaa to clock it after 20 minutes of arguing"

by Good wap 😩 January 30, 2024

Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.

According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?

by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023