someone who needs to make themself feel better by making themself seem greater than everyone else
someone who thinks they know everything, everyone, and has done everything you do, but better
-ADRIAN CLEEK OF DALLAS TEXAS
someone who thinks they know everything, everyone, and has done everything you do, but better
-ADRIAN CLEEK OF DALLAS TEXAS
-Guy 1 "I built a robotic roach the other day, look,"
-Adrian "So what, my class won a battle bots tourny because of my ideas on how to build it."
-Guy 1 "What is heat lightning again?"
-Adrian "Heat lightning is made when ice particles in the clouds rub together, then the friction it makes creates a lightning bolt"
-Teacher "It's a normal lightning bolt, but instead its red, and makes no sound...Adrian, dont try to be a one upper."
-Adrian "So what, my class won a battle bots tourny because of my ideas on how to build it."
-Guy 1 "What is heat lightning again?"
-Adrian "Heat lightning is made when ice particles in the clouds rub together, then the friction it makes creates a lightning bolt"
-Teacher "It's a normal lightning bolt, but instead its red, and makes no sound...Adrian, dont try to be a one upper."
by qwertyismyname January 6, 2008
Get the one upper mug.1. Term used to congratulate someone for a funny joke. Comlemented with a fist pump. Can be repeated.
2. Used to make someone feel stupid. You say it, offer them a fist pump and when they go for it, give them a thumbs down. Stick your toungue out at them if you like.
2. Used to make someone feel stupid. You say it, offer them a fist pump and when they go for it, give them a thumbs down. Stick your toungue out at them if you like.
1. Your friend just told you a funny joke, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a fist pump.
2. A really annoying person says something he thinks is funny, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a pump. When he goes for it, you give a thumbs down and say "Thbbbbttttt!!!" Now he feels like a dumbass. Nice...
2. A really annoying person says something he thinks is funny, so you say "Good one, good one," and offer a pump. When he goes for it, you give a thumbs down and say "Thbbbbttttt!!!" Now he feels like a dumbass. Nice...
by inTIMidator1234 February 7, 2007
Get the good one mug.Not all of us Americans are NASCAR loving rednecks!
In fact, I race a TonyKart if you blithering idiots know what that is, it was made in Italy. Suck it.
In fact, I race a TonyKart if you blithering idiots know what that is, it was made in Italy. Suck it.
The south should split off and stop embarrassing us northerners. Formula one is infinitely better than NASCAR.
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME July 12, 2011
Get the Formula One mug.1 - 5 twats who extremely piss off any guy whose girlfriend is a 'directioner' and makes their lives miserable while they talk about how hot Niall is or how 'cute' Zayn's eyes are and all the while make the guy seriously consider leaving.
2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
2 - The one main flaw in a perfect girlfriend - they could be beautiful, funny, caring, and loving, which would make them perfect except they're a 'directioner', therefore dragging down their credibility.
1 - (girlfriend) omg I love One Direction and am going to see their film and Niall is the hottest creature ever and I'd almost definitely leave you if he came into my life
(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)
2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot
(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner
(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
(boyfriend) (thinking: please fucking shut up, this is literally the last thing I want to hear, I wonder if she realises she's making me feel like shit)
2 - (person 1) Oh wow I'm jealous of your girlfriend, she's lovely and funny and insanely hot
(person 2) Yeah man I agree with you, she'd be perfect if it wasn't for the fact she's a huge directioner
(person 1) Oh shit, I feel your pain bro
by Fishforsupper August 21, 2013
Get the One Direction mug.When you walk into a chinese store and you buy $1 worth of items, the klerk will say "one dalla one dalla" which means one dollar.
Chinese clerk: Hello, this is panda express, can I help you?
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
Customer: I would like a box of noddles. How much does that cost?
Chinese clerk: Oh, one dalla one dalla!
Customer: *lol* two dalla two dalla.
Chinese clerk: Get outta my store!
by TaylorHasRocks February 13, 2015
Get the one dalla one dalla mug.by kris mccarthy April 22, 2007
Get the Good One mug.the one-eighty is a manuover reserved for when one is sharing a cup of ketchup at a fast food restaurant or when sharing salsa. It allows users to actually dip their foods into the condomient twice with out being labeled as a double dipper. To complete a one-eighty dip your fry into the ketchup, bite off the end and then with a deft finger movement rotate the fry 180 degrees so that the end that was facing the ceiling is now able to be dipped with out the spread of infectous diseases. Then dip the end and eat the rest of the fry knowing that you got tyour full share of condamints with out contaminating the entire cup of ketchup
Example 1
tommy- u just double dipped you asshole, now your gonna have to go get a whole new ketchup cup
austin- no its cool i pulled a one-eighty
tommy- o
tommy- sweet
Example 2
austin- yo i got some salse i hope ya'll ready to pull the one-eighty
tommy- no need, i got some bite size tostidos scoops
austin- word
tommy- u just double dipped you asshole, now your gonna have to go get a whole new ketchup cup
austin- no its cool i pulled a one-eighty
tommy- o
tommy- sweet
Example 2
austin- yo i got some salse i hope ya'll ready to pull the one-eighty
tommy- no need, i got some bite size tostidos scoops
austin- word
by big pumpernickle May 18, 2006
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