Hoein’ season

Anything that Andrew says, its most likely to be some dumb shit.. that’s when you know it’s hoein’ season

Andrew: “boys, imma get on em tonight.”
*ends up passing out two beers later*

Everyone knows it’s hoein’ season because he opened his mouth and it was dumb shit.

by Hoein1season April 16, 2019

season 9

A season in League of Legends that destroyed all hopes and dreams of this game. Worst season so far.

1. example)
Rat earl: Dude what are you doing?!

Yimito: It's season 9, nobody cares anymore.

2. example)
*Jungler dies 5 times to enemy midlaner*
Permabanxd: It's season fckin 9.

by AbysmaI October 10, 2019

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

by Khris Mich October 15, 2019

Settling Season

More like Settling Season
Symptoms include: gaining weight, staying at home, checking your phone, making an effort to cook

Aaa shayze, i think i caught meself Settlitis. Will go to the gym and start using Tinder.
Well, dumbo, its Settling Season

by Krkič August 3, 2019

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019

Canceled the season

To react out of proportion to mildly offensive behavior, resulting in a net loss of fun for all stakeholders involved.

Joe got drunk at last year's Christmas party so this year's party is a no go, they canceled the season!?!?

by Trollalalala April 22, 2018