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July 7

“Can I give you a blowjob? It’s July 7”

“Sure, whatever.”
by Aliyah289 July 6, 2023
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July 10

Boy: it’s July 10 will you be my girlfriend

Girl: yes only because it’s national ask out your talking stage day
by girl cheeer July 8, 2023
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July 13th

Whoever is born on this day has the humongous cock and is friend with only hot people, however people born on this day are nicest people you'll ever meet in your entire pathetic life and they will make it finally have a purpose
Wow this dude has 45cm cock, how impressive! He's friends are also hot af! My pathetic life finally has a purpose now!

-Damn he must be born on July 13th
by Vuleled November 21, 2021
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24 July

People born on 24 July are pretty and pretty smart, but kind of shy. Don’t be shy, YOU ARE AMAZING, SHOW IT TO THE WORLD!
X: You know that girl?
Y: Yes, she doesn’t talk much but she is amazing.
X: She probably was born on the 24 July!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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july 1st

the day all kinnies will die.

i will snipe all of them.
who am i?
:)
person 1: yo what day is it?
person 2: july 1st... wait, didn't you say you kinned komaeda ?
person 1: yeah why?
person 2: im so sorry
by lsdmdnnnjjjs October 16, 2019
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July 39th

The day we have all been waiting for. Shreks birthday.
Shrek’ My bday is July 39th’
Me: ‘I knew it!’
by gigggly pufff October 26, 2019
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July 11

1. When Erin was born all the smart confident and gorgeous people like Erin are born
2. Also a lucky number day. 7/11

Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11
Guy: Hey,when is your birthday?
Girl: Oh it’s July 11
by Erin samonne November 2, 2019
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