Jimmy Minute

The time it takes for a hungry athlete to eat two Jimmy Johns sandwiches. Usually about 10-15 actual minutes.

Yeah, I was so hungry after our first game I had to pull a Jimmy Minute dinner before the next game started.

Jeff: Did you hear about Cris?
Dillon: Yeah, I heard he pulled a 5 minute Jimmy Minute last night. What was up with that?
Jeff: He didn't eat much for lunch, so he was starving after soccer practice.

by Ashaa September 20, 2011

Lazy Jimmy

A useless / defective condom.

I fell pregnant because of a lazy jimmy

by ThisLazyGuy January 18, 2023

Jimmy Moment

theres a guy at my school whos obsessed with the colour green and the packers, and throws tantrums in class if he answers a question wrong. whenever soemone gets overly angry about something, u call it a jimmy moment
alternatives: in your jimmy era, and thats on jimmy, pulling a jimmy fr

*child screaming in a walmart*
"Jimmy moment"

by kidddddo February 7, 2023

Jimmy Neutron

When your about to bust a nut but she says no wait think about something wholesome like Jimmy neutron, him gotta blast

Tom jimmy neutroned Jersey the other day and I could hear him yell gotta blast last night form his house

by Jimmy neutron gotta blast October 20, 2019

Jimmy Neutron

The dream person for millions to have in class, due to his extreme intelligence so people can cheat on tests, at least most of them have nerds in their class.

Regular Nerd: 74654964894632896749295+6789559705724912752914=8.14445246e+22
Jimmy Neutron: Gotta blast!

by Power476 December 5, 2020

Jimmy Day

A God amongst a sea of unworthy beings

What the hell..., no it's Jimmy Day

by The messenjah77 January 8, 2021

Jimmy Jam

Sauce on anything that may come on any food item

Waitress: "What can I get for you?"

Customer: "I want that ten piece blickey (wings) minus the Jimmy Jam!

Waitress: "What is Jimmy Jam?"

Customer: "The sauce baby! The damn sauce!"

by CreamCheeseSpreadEagleEyeBoogy January 18, 2021