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ian

ian is hot. the best fuck EVER. i
fucked an ian once , luckily im dating him now and his phat juicy cock is in my all day!! i just want him to fuck me into the wall, into the DISHWASHER,
break them dishes. one time he was wrecking me with that dick and my pussy felt relief. he fucked me on the bed and broke the damn TV. he fucked me against the wall now theres a
hole. my ass feels great when his cock is inside it, anal.
ian is my fuck i want his dick in me all day long!!
by rachel paris March 19, 2021
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ian

do you have an ian?”
by tuigcnkytdcccf May 12, 2021
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Ian Bohen

actor but more importantly a dilf (alongside his husband JR) they are so gay during their lives I just can’t bye
“Ian Bohen and JR Bourne are so gay
by renee hiddleston 🙈 May 16, 2021
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Ian moment

forgetting something, especially if it's important.
Ian: I forgot my charge and my computer is dead.
Parker: Ian moment.
by mathpenguin April 27, 2021
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Ian

Ian is the most loving, kind, short and most handsome guy you'll ever meet. Ian is very awkward and nerdy, even so he will always be there for you if he can't help you he'll at least be able to comfort you with his sweet words. Ian is the best person you will ever meet from now until forever. He's not very good at expressing what he feels but even so this shy, cute, and affable personality will leave you forever in love with him.
(person 1:) "hey, do you have a crush on Ian?
(person 2:) "Of course I do, he's a good guy :)"
by versedvrox November 6, 2021
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Ian

Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).

Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"

Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."

Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."

Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
by BugBytes November 7, 2021
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Ian

Is a very sexy man with 20 inch penis, has amazing hair and amazing jawline, has amazing music taste and great sense of humor. is a gigachad.
Damn that guy's penis size cannot amount to that of our lord and savior Ian.
by Cring Amongus November 10, 2021
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