Up The Ding

Up The Ding refers to the greatest football team to grace the South of England (Reading Football Club) Up The Shagging Ding

Who’s got the EFL points record? That’ll be Reading FC! Up the Ding!

by Uptheshaggingding January 29, 2024

Sing-a-song-ding-dong

rando things my mother sings

🎶 Sing-a-song-ding-dong 🎶 -Sue

by flodung April 9, 2023

To Ding (verb)

To lose in a situation you initially appeared to be winning. Derived from Reading Football Club who do this in 90% of their games.

To Ding (verb)

"How did Mark get on with Sarah, he looked to be in there?"

"He had a chance to take her home, but missed his chance and then some other guy moved in."
"He Dinged it?"

"Proper Ding."

by oxodouble December 6, 2023

ding dong

Means your cock is huge.

That guys cock is huge, he is a ding dong

by sufoK December 17, 2022

that ass is dinging

When an ass is dinging that means it is making the observers internal bell ring meaning they are getting turned on.

Damn Brad, that ass is dinging!

by Badass Brad December 20, 2022

Ding Ding Fairy

An uncle John that creeps in the room of Brittany, has his way with her and then leaves his ding ding behind so she can continue to pleasure herself.

Hey I saw that ding ding fairy in your room last night was it uncle John?

by skatmandiddlybop December 25, 2022

Ding

Ding is a sound used the describe Jasandeep. You know who you are

What in the DING!?

by Jasanding Siding January 7, 2023