The tiny clock in the middle of your blackberry screen which prevents you from living your life and/or viewing large pages of porn.
by BBMessy January 1, 2012
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Get the clock needle mug.Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
Get the Clock block mug.He just got slammed. Not finding his warble-clock, that fool will fall into the cluster-fuck.
guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.
guy1: Warble-Clock?
guy2: If her ear were a duck I would Quackit.
by pseodowarble November 19, 2011
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Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
by LittleSinep November 23, 2021
Get the Potato alarm clock mug.When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
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