Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.
by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023
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by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023
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by Half brick July 6, 2023
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by Tainted Farmer July 29, 2023
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by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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