When you are about to have sex with a gut but the situation becomes really awkward because they have an incredibly small and disgusting penis, so you tell them you need to go revise Newtons third law as an excuse to get the fuck away
Person 1: Hey how was your sex last night!!!
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
Person 2: I didn't do it he had a serious case of Newton sex.
by Skeleton365 October 18, 2019
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tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day
by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019
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You cant, because its no sex December
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You cant, because its no sex December
Made of: Vilde Stokstad
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by Vilde Stokstad November 4, 2019
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Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020
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