Runny dog

The aftermath when your dog eats even the slightest amount of cat food and "has the runs" all over the floor.

"Did that dog get into the cat food again? I'm tired of having a runny dog"

by DonutLoverr May 23, 2024

Dog burglar

The male version of a cat burglar.

The dog burglar snuck into the house through the pet door and stole all the workout equipment.

by Dark_Brotherhood May 23, 2024

cheddar corn dog

A magical food that will make your ribs cave in and your limbs disintegrate. Only for $1.99 at the .

I wish a cheddar corn dog upon you.

by Renn4690 May 25, 2024

P-Dog

It means mr.porter

P-dog is so funny.

by Claire bear May 27, 2024

Dog

Slang term for firearm. Similar to stick, pole, piece, iron, etc

Caught a meth head trying to break in to my car. He ran off when I pulled out my dog

by sushi65GINGER May 28, 2024

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(

me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021