Sniffers Knob

When after a night of too much powdered substances your penis becomes slightly shrivelled and harder to find

Fucking hell mate I've got a bad case of sniffers knob today

by Shaunyboy September 15, 2013

Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012

tramps knob

a pungent smell of gorgonzola or other similar strong cheese emanating from an unsanitary individual,generally a tramp or other unwashed person.

Have a bath you smell like a tramps knob!!

by flashardone November 25, 2011

knob hugger

Homosexual male

That guy is a faggot, a knob hugger

by xTerminator3 December 15, 2011

Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018