Just Ugly For No Reason

being funny

you just ugly for no reason

by thung Matrimony November 30, 2016

just a little poop

Big enormous stinky fart/ shit.. made out to smell like roses.

What! It's just a little poop!

by TCP January 18, 2017

just got squirreled

A person with the attention span of a dog and just got easily distracted (by a squirrel).

The bitch was talking shit and she just got squirreled.

by Slygeekta December 30, 2015

Just Jerk July

Just Jerk July is a challange for the boys, where you have to jerk of before you use the toilet in any way!

rules:

-if you use the toilet for anything at all, no matter what it is, you have to jerk of!

-you only have one chance, if you forget, or just don't jerk of, Your out!

FOLLOW THE RULES OF JUST JERK JULY!

by jerkmaster420 November 5, 2019

Just Happy January

If you have depression, stop, breath, and be a happy bitch

Person 1-Are you gonna do Destroy Dick December?

Person 2- No I’m gonna do Just Happy January

by Goodvibesonlybitch November 6, 2019

Sucks just right

1. Something that "sucks just right" is something that you like or enjoy that could be viewed as sucky or lame. Very similar to a guilty pleasure.

2. Also if something is uncomfortable or semi painful but you also kind of get enjoyment out of it this too could be something that "sucks just right"

1. That Celine Dion song "I'm your lady" sucks just right.

2. When someone screams in your ear it can sometimes feel kind of good, like it tickles, like it sucks just right.

by B-Radical31882 November 8, 2019

Just took a poop

Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.

Markus: *takes a poop*

Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"

by Goattedburdie November 13, 2019