Ring Dings & HoHos

Shit. Bullshit.

Man, that a load of Ring Dings & HoHos!

I got find a Hess quick! Man, got drop a mess of Ring Dings & HoHos…

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

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ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023

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The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.

yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.

by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023

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Ding-ah-Ring

"Ding ah ring" is a term of endearment ( most of the time) or can be used when you clumsily fuck something up. Usually used to describe a girl who's cute, a bit clumsy, and ditzy. She's endearing and rare, making her stand out with her adorable nature.

* drops ice-cream* " I'M SUCH A DING-AH-RING"

" Aw ding-ah-ring"

by arylovesroses November 12, 2023

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