Casanova of gryffindor tower

Mary macdonald

A: isn't the Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin
B: no its mary macdonald
C: shes a maneater
B: im no man but i'd let her eat me
Insert lunch by billie eilish
MARY MACDONALD THE WOMAN YOU ARE

by Reggielovesswimming January 15, 2025

Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.

“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory”

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”

by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving one normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man's dick.

"Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower"

"Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Charlie and the chocolate factory"

"I can't do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming"

"Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we're burning through our budget on film, we don't even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we're gonna go bankrupt"

"After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) getting a Tallahassee siege tower and later she shit on my bed.”

by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025

Tower defense games

Those one video games that often get repetitive as fuck and get boring after 25 minutes

Holy fuck tower defense games are boring as fuck

by anonymous March 1, 2025

twin towers

The twin towers is an exotic 3 way sex position involving 1 man and 2 wemon or 2 men and 1 women. it's done by having the man fuck one of the wemon doggy style while the other woman with a strap on or the other man fucks the first man in the ass while up right.

Barny "hey lady's you want to have fun?"

Lady's " what do u have in mind"

Barny " the twin towers"

by midnight3822 March 20, 2025

The Tower of Hanoi

Is that what that's called!?

Hym "Wow! There are a ton of different video games that make you solve 'The Tower of Hanoi' I didn't know that was a thing. I didn't know it had a name. Holy shit if had to do that so many times it's insane."

by Hym Iam June 2, 2024

Trump Tower

When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.

Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.

Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?

by ItsMeJB June 4, 2024