Flat

Something that the Earth is fucking not.

Lucas: Sam said the Earth is round, nah bitch that shit's flat
Haley: No it fucking isn't, you amoeba

by Saryniae June 4, 2023

Flat face

A person with a face so flat you wonder if they have their face on their desk all day

"Did you see that fella with the flat face over there?" "Yeah man he looks messed up"

by Sudbes June 30, 2023

Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown

"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"

by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

Flat Earther

A piece of junk that lacks common knowledge and is an overall fucking dumbass

Oh your a Flat Earther? you should be saying your a dumbass.

by wower321322 November 16, 2023

Flat Head

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!

My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.

by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024