Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

county deuce

When someone gives you a very short cigarette with less than 2 puffs left before you hit the filter.

"Yo, Ryssa, Lemme have your county deuce!"
"Damn. For real? Here."

by The_Jolly_Green_Giant March 1, 2020

Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020

Deuce

Synthetic Weed

“We got high asf off the deuce last night, bruh”

by Kkaaaayyyy May 7, 2020

deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.

deuce is so ugly

by jadyn jones September 23, 2020

Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"

You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em

by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012