Spray Tan

When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.

"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"

"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"

by My Name Is Not This Handle April 5, 2022

tan tan

literally perfect in all shapes and forms and emotions and feelings and everything. perfect.

guy1: "tan tan has such a cute smile"
guy2: "yes, it is the golden ratio of smiles"

by bestievestie April 7, 2022

Tanning Bed

Something you should get stuck in

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed

by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022

Tan

A baby

Look at my little tan

by 459395 March 8, 2022

Slightly-tanned white girl

The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho

Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.

by Ass E. Beater March 25, 2022

Tan Hong Jun

He joined us in STD5 and he is a really nice dude. But mf is just too nice and wouldn't even let a girl go just forget bro. A HJ is always good at playing drums and has nice taste of music and mf is just so cute wanna squish his cheeks him. He makes all the boys a bit fruity and is everyone's go to uncle. Tan Hong Jun plays volleyball but is very skilled at playing all types of balls as well <3. This guy has so many assets I wrote an essay in BM for him and it is *essential* for everyone to have a Tan Hong Jun in their lives.

Girl 1: OMG look at this cute drawing Tan Hong Jun drew for me

Girl 2: O M G that is so pretty. He's like the cool uncle of the school.

Girl 1: Ikr he's hot as well. He's going to volleyball is this Sunday and all the boys are joining as well

Girl 2: OMG lets join I wanna see HJ Hit balls. :3

by Sussy Suster March 29, 2022

Tan-Tag

Tan-Tag:

A name for minors, especially/specifically in the workplace, refers to the color of the name tag. Only minors get the tan ones. Can also be referred to minors in general.

“Damn she’s fine, too bad she’s a Tan-Tag. :(“
“Man let’s bounce this place is full of Tan-Tags”

by MysticalPotato November 11, 2021