by Blahblahniggawtf January 10, 2018
Get the Spider King Clan mug.When your jerking off and before blowing your load everywhere call for your mum/dad and before they see what your doing you nut on them. It’s better if you aim for the eye.
by Bigppman69 February 29, 2020
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by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020
Get the Japanese spider crab mug."If you so much as leave a scratch on my wife I will break every single one of your bones till you are nothing but a jelly spider pancake"
by idk man red kinda sus October 6, 2020
Get the jelly spider pancake mug.When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
by a. dow. February 27, 2011
Get the Spider-man glove mug.A fan-made Spider-Man movie that was scheduled to release in 2023, but was canceled due to leaked racist dms from the main director (Gavin Konop) and the actor for Spider-Man (Warden Wayne). The movie would of followed Peter Parker after the death of his girlfriend Gwen Stacy, contemplating if he should give up being Spider-Man.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Spider-Man: Lotus?
Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
Guy 2: Oh you mean that movie that was made by the racist?
by packtober December 15, 2022
Get the Spider-Man: Lotus mug.When Doctor Octopus swap minds with Peter Parker until He regain his body back proven that Otto could never be Spider-man in the first place.
by Scott the Anchor baby September 14, 2021
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