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Secret spunk

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
by The spunk man December 1, 2021
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Secret Spice

The act of two individually happily married people (usually friends), who both have found their monogamous sexual relationship with their spouse to have grown stale. To “secretly spice” up their sex lives by coming together to get the excitement and arousal of a first time encounter again.

Usually friends as the secret spice is built on trust that neither of each participant will risk the others happy marriage. Both participants must know that is purely for a exciting sexual encounter , but not relationship forming as both participants are simply bored with their current sex inside there otherwise happy marriage,
by Curator of life December 4, 2021
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secret love

when family members tries to date opposite sex/gender cousins or brother and sister trying to date each other and marry each other...feeling so close like best friends or better, always being together and having sex together. its frown upon because the babies come up deformed or and retarded
we kept our love a secret. secret love.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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Self-Keeping Secret

The anti-meme

The self-keeping secret
by Whatsit2yaa May 3, 2022
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Secret Slag

A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.

E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
by ArranAuth October 27, 2022
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secret cops

A phonetic variant of the termsecret police.”
The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.
by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022
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Secret Agent Black Square Screen

Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a fictional character and online personality portrayed by one of, or several of the members of Los Lobos Alfa(or simply Lobos Alfa). The person(s) who portray Secret Agent Black Square Screen is/are believed to be in middle or high school, their exact age(s) is/are unknown. Secret Agent Black Square Screen aka Secret Agent Black often roams the hallways of Omegle, and other video chat platforms.
What if Secret Agent Black Square Screen is a member of the MIB, just like Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?!.
by Usuario Desconocido September 18, 2022
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