Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Happy birthday son, this is yours now.

The phrase that neglecting fathers use when begrudgingly handing over a present to their son.

"Happy birthday son, this is yours now." - Nathan Carter's father as he removes his watch

by dinnsdale September 30, 2018

Son of a Bing

When you can't say fuck or son of a bitch...basically at church or at your kids school.

"Excuse me, sir, you left your bible in the first pew"
"Son of a Bing!!"

"You forgot about the PTA meeting last night"
"Oh...Son of a Bing!"

by ktone May 25, 2018

Son of GUMIGHTYBJIS

Son of the guides the PRINCE OF THE GUIDES son of LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR born on march 10th 1989.By Lonnie benningfield junior LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK INVENTED BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK.

My son is son of the GUIDES son of gumightybjis.

by LONNIE BJ June 30, 2019

woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Son

a) A male offspring of a human.
b) An East Coast slang for friend/homie.
c) (in Japanese) a slang for penis.

a) my son is all big now.
b) wassup, son?
c) My son's growing hard.

by dual-language-man July 14, 2019