“Why did he steal the grill off the car? What a hick!?”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”
“No he’s a Dick. He’s just a random object narcissist.”
by karmaneckwe October 13, 2025
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A bu**s**t roadmap-producing company dat merely prints meaningless squiggly-line patterns on its driving-guide pages.
In da "Bill Nye The Science Guy" episode "Measurement", lady-detective Citronella Jones busts a whiny criminal named "Sniffley" for creating "merely eyeballed" markings on long narrow strips of wood and then trying to pawn them off as legitimate measuring-sticks; I wonder if he works for "Random McNally"?
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Get the random business mug.A friend group that share one brain cell with each other. They're like a deck of cards, but they're all Wild Cards. Doing random things as a random group.
by The Great Sage Equal to Heaven November 17, 2025
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“Through Randomence, the echoes of past choices align with the present in ways both inscrutable and inevitable.”
by CondoneCon February 23, 2025
Get the Randomence mug.I saw and article about a woman who stabbed a 3 year old... To death! Just... In a grocery store... And I thought to myself... Who did you actually save Rabert Brion Harn? How many? And what (exactly) was I supposed to learn here?
Hym "I wonder... How many of these random acts of violence... Aren't actually random? Don't blame me... I learn it from watch HIM."
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