cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer October 20, 2022

Mario

A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.

Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?

Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.

Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.

by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022

Youngin Mario

An Instagram troll that likes to target innocent civilians

Look at Youngin Mario doing his thing again

by Basketball_DTQ May 31, 2022

Ice Mario

A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.

"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"

by Grunt Co. June 1, 2022

Mario

An Italian plumber who is wanted for several war crimes.

Luigi: Mario! You have to be paying your taxes!
Mario : *says racial slurs*

by Neutral0id December 7, 2021

Mr. Mario

Picchiatore di maledette

Lei: "Scus..."
Mr. Mario: "Zitta, troiaaa!!!"
Gli altri: "👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻"

by AAnoAA December 7, 2021

mario

T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎

mario wants to thank you and he says T ̨̛̖̓͛̇̓̅̎͗͂̊̃̿͋̐̾̕͝͠H ̢̨̢̨̛̭̻̣̥͓̫̤͎̒͋̎̈́̊̋͒̃̏̎̑̽̏̚̕A ̥̰̻̬̼̪̈́̔̿̓͒̉̆́̊͐̓͆͛͊̂͝N ̙̤̬̙̑̒́̽̾̂̎͆̉̾̈́͌͑͌̐̉̈́̇͑̽K̴̡͎͎͚͙̺̞̗̙̰̥͚̭̩̃̔͑̓͐̏̈̃̉́̅͑̽͒́̋̎͗̾̃̕͘͜͝ ̡͕̤͖͍̱̲̰̜̠̲̗̲̗̺̞̳̭̞̩̦̲̫̩̘͌͆̈́̇̈́̽̈́̅̉̀́̒̀͐̀̋̾͌͒͋̚͘͘̕̕Y ̢̧̛̰͓̩͔͎̻̰̞̗͓̤̦̲̰̗͆̓͛̀̀̅̃̏͠͠ͅO̴̻̘̘̝̫̻̖̤͉̣̻̹̜̩̳̥̞̓̈́̉͂̀̃̚͜͠Ư̶̤̮̂͋͊̑̏̎̿̇̒̂̂̃́̑͝͠ ̵̢̼̝̦̤̭̖̰̭̰̠̘̹͚̦̜͙̞̲̖̜̝̈́̐̐͆̏͊͐̏͊̃͂̐͗̏͑̀̀͌̾͋̕̕F ̧̡̛̛͖̮̜̬̱͍̱̹̺̩͓̠͎̪͓̜͓͈̞̱̩̘̇̋̀̐̀̃̑̓͋͒̋̾͒͊̒̐̈́̕ͅÕ̶̞͚̠͛̐͐͝Ṟ̴̢̧̛͓̬̟̗̯̮̲̪͕̱͆͊͑̄̆͋̄̈̈͑͋̔̈́̆̈̐̈́̿͊̓̌͜ ̵̝̼͚͎̥̭͓̞̩̘̺͙̮͉̿P ͈̲̰͖͇̯͇͉͕̓͛͐͐̾̚L̴̢͚̟̺̖̻̜̤̺̩͓͙̦͝͝A ͎̟͚̖̉̅̀̽̓͒̏͌̀͆́̈̀͒̈́͗̉́̓̐́͆̕͘Y̵̛̛̫͈̜̖̰̭̯͖̑̀̈́́̾͒͒̔̋̈́̊͐͗̒͐̈́I̴̛͈̫̘̼̜͖͕̰̙͍̯͍̙̜̜̗̅̊̽́̍̾̋̄̾̍͑̑̀̆͐̒͘̚͘̕̕͜͠ͅͅN̶̨̡̹̯̘̼͖̗̘̬̳̭͙̙͇̫̟̺͚̣̺̺̫͛̎̈́͑͜͠G̵̢͍͇͎̫̼̘̫͖̬̳̦̟̠̻̙̔͐̋̃͒̾̌̌̓͆̽͜͜͝͠ ̡̨̢͇̺͉̠̺̞̬͙̻͗́́͗͝M ̟̦̗̮̔̈̾̓̋̔̅͂̈́̒͝͝Y ̢̢̧̨̡̠͚͎̲̬̘̪̥̲͙̤̼͈͔̄ ̥̈́́̄͊̋̋́̈́Ǧ̵̨͎̹͍̱̿̈́͆͂̋́̂̈́̓̽̑͊̆̂́̀̑͐̚͘͘͝͝͠A ̨̧̝̯͉̽̽̎̾̈̓́̋̌̅͑M̵̧͈͔͍̭̩͚̮̱͓̖͚͚͎̰̘̮̮͎̋̂̔͑̄́̈̆̌̍͒̓̔͗̋̓̂̓̓͜͠Ẽ̶̤̲̫̝͔̒̽̿̎

by greenscreen fox the bi one December 15, 2021