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Awws Per Minute

A unit of measurement for endearing and cute things.
The squirrell that lives in my yard generates about 4 Awws Per Minute during my morning smoke. APM cute factor
by Grriracha May 14, 2016
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pot minutes

The amount of time that seems slowed down while high

You have to feel the measurement in your heart

Ex. Five regular minutes could be around 20 pot minutes
"How many pot minutes has it been?"

"At least 45"
by whateversara January 20, 2018
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Minute

A word coined by millennials used in an attempt to downplay an action that would be considered gross negligence.
“I don’t know why it’s not working. I haven’t used it in like a minute.”

Parents: “...you are 28, it’s time to move out.”
Millennial: “I don’t understand, I’ve only been here for a minute.”
by Fokewe January 28, 2018
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Gimme 2 minutes

Gimme 2 minutes
The translation in parts controller terms 1 minute is equal to several other phone calls, conversations and general larking around, which usually equates to between 30 minutes and not at all.
by Andygoesdutch January 15, 2020
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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 2, 2020
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2 minutes

Just lasted 2 minutes boys
by Oliver Bootle March 31, 2020
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Minute maid

Oh my god, Joe is such a minute maid.
by Cloudxo April 8, 2020
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