Crackhead Mary

a backstabbing boyfriend stealer, who occasionally looks “out of it”

Yeah Joe was a pretty cool guy but he’s with Crackhead Mary.

We used to be friends, but now she’s a crackhead mary.

by hailerlay77 June 6, 2022

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Ingrid Marie

She so hot and gorgeous. If you have an Ingrid Marie in your life, take your chance to date her! She is romantic, caring and a baddie when it comes to arguments!

Someone: Wow, who’s that gorgeous girl?
Someone else: That’s Ingrid Marie! So pretty, isn’t she?

by Hellololilovetiktok November 13, 2021

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Marie Schrader

Trys to support Husband. Steals.

Marie Schrader: "Hank your Rocks are here!"
Hank: "They. Are. Minerals." *Shoots Marie*

by Boat21 January 25, 2022

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A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.

Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, no it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot...

by anonymous January 27, 2022

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