johns dad

‘Johns dad’ is a common saying for anyone who part takes in the noncing of children, mainly their own son.

Any random bald man over 50 could be called a ‘Johns dad’ also.

Person 1: who’s that bald man there?

Person 2: It must be Johns dad

by ILoveYouJohn August 26, 2018

john preyra

a john preyra is one of those scam callers who asks to clean your ducts and if you want the new Punjabi newspaper. hes always smelling like curry and his pro cricket team is worse than the Pakistanis ammeter kid league. his pm didn't even get a visa. LOL. for some reason he likes to right on water( must be an Indian thing) and still rides an elephant to school. these people still live in there mothers basement until there mother dies( usually around 59). its pretty sad. we all wonder what that red dot on his head is for and he can teach tantrik yoga. "its basi cally like slumdog millionaire right?" that's what they say because for eternity there stuck thinking like life is a soap opera. if you put a cheese burger in-front of him, he kneels and bows.

this john preyra keeps calling for the Punjabi newspaper

by justsumdumguy September 18, 2018

John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

by Phil Paulson November 21, 2019

John McGowan

A guy who's probably gay and stuff. I bet he likes swiss cheese and octopods

That John McGowan guy is probably gay and stuff. Bet he likes Octopods.

by UWasAtTheClub March 29, 2019

John Abraham

One of the hunkiest and most athletic Indian Bollywood Actors of all time. When he takes off his shirt every man feels insecure about their body

Woman: Did you go to the gym
Man: Yea I’m trying to get my John Abraham on

by Hindustani9999 October 8, 2019

John and Jess

A John and a Jess together is the best combination in the universe. No one doesn't know why, even themselves, but it just happens naturally. It's something that happens unexpectedly, and do you know what they say about the unexpected? "The best things happen unexpectedly". They both have the same interests and bond like there's no tomorrow. Them being together is the definition of genuine love. Nothing can break their bond, not even an incurable bowel disease or bent pinkies.

Mason: Who are they over there and why are they together?
Adobe: It's John and Jess together, that's one of the most best and rarest things to witness in one's lifetime.

by Fortnitekid2004 April 10, 2020

Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around

Felicity Johns is the best friend.

by Oldchick April 14, 2020