Hump nuggets

A hilariously affectionate term for small children—especially your own chaotic offspring—who are equal parts adorable and exhausting. Spawned from a late-night combo of love, sleep deprivation, and questionable vocabulary choices

Too bad you can’t live here and you have to go home to your hump nuggets

by Craigzyc July 26, 2025

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Hump Chump

What you call someone who is lacking in the proper amount of force to properly hump with all their might.

"You looked pretty strong I didn't expect you to be such a hump chump."
"The only thing worse than a one pump chump is a hump chump."
"How about we see if you're all that or if you're nothing more than a hump chump."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 1, 2025

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dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

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Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

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Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025

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