grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Touch Grass

A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality

Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day

Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."

by GreenPlad April 19, 2022

Grass

Something you should touch.

Jerry: LET'S FUCKING GO I GOT A 15 KILL STREAK ON CS:GO!

Liam: Dude, go touch some fucking grass.

by Renewings November 11, 2021

grass

go touch some

Jay: nah bro i been sweatin at COD so hard lately
Wilson: go touch grass bro

by kaythefrog March 8, 2022

grass

something a dream stan,roblox slender,genshin impact player and many more should touch

me:you suck lol
player:touch grass lol

by I sold wife for internet March 11, 2022

booboo grass

Poor quality weed, particularly weed that is of weak potency and small buds.

"This bag ain't nothing but seeds and stems! Man this some booboo grass."

by kalixko March 18, 2022

Grass

Something everyone needs to touch

You need to touch some grass

by BabberFalk March 19, 2022