Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.
Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."
by Half Mast May 27, 2021
Get the Flag Pole mug.The equivalent of ten red flags. If someone flies a Pirate Flag upon initial meeting, it is likely they are not just a warning but a full blown, danger - is - on - the horizon kind of situation. Proceed with extreme caution. Typically associated with Frankies or someone who wears shark slides.
by k27g August 28, 2024
Get the Pirate Flag mug.When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.
Usage:
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?
Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024
Get the Flagging bears mug.
Dude 1: "YOOOOOO GUYS LOOK DUDE 2 IS SWAPPING THE BABY ORPHANS AROUND THE ORPHANAGE!!!"
Dude 2: "Dang it bro you flagged me!"
Dude 2: "Dang it bro you flagged me!"
by omaclintock January 8, 2025
Get the Flag mug.by TheTrueMidMan June 25, 2025
Get the Flag bearer mug.Verb:
1) to flag: spray painting a flag on public property to voice one's discontent, usually a Union Jack or Saint George's Cross.
1) to flag: spray painting a flag on public property to voice one's discontent, usually a Union Jack or Saint George's Cross.
"I no longer recognise this roundabout with all of the flagging that has taken place."
"This flagging on the zebra crossing has really instilled a sense of national pride in me."
"This flagging on the zebra crossing has really instilled a sense of national pride in me."
by Vexillology August 28, 2025
Get the Flagging mug.