Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times

Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.

by The emos crusader October 9, 2019

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Evan montville

Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.

Wow Evan montville what a queer jk unless.

by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019

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evan mckernan

A fuckin Nob Head

Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag

by Cormax August 8, 2019

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Evan seklecki

Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap

Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe

by Evanisagod September 2, 2019

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Evan

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.

Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!

Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?

Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.

I still can't believe Evan's mine!

by dump.trump May 30, 2018

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