auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

sexual personality disorder

Is a type of personality disorder primarily dealing with a person s sexual behaviors choices,decision and acts with Disoriented Sexual inhibition toward anyone of any age

Ricky suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes August 16, 2018

Connor disorder

A child who gets everything they ever want and still shows no respect for their parents or adults in general. Expects money to be handed over whenever it's needed but still chooses to act like an asshole at all times. Swears like a drunken sailor and thinks that YouTube is the answer for everything.

Man, look how that kid talks to his mom, must be a case of Connor disorder.

by Reddragon187 January 20, 2019

nightmare disorder

A disorder characterized by frequent or nightly nightmares. But not night terrors.

Toby has Nightmare Disorder, so he's always sleep deprived.

by F-ingGhostRider January 23, 2019

multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019

multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering fromwin a multiple sexual personality crisis

Ricky suffered from multiple sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019