Nikhil Fortnite Disease

Nikhil Fortnite Disease is a condition which forces a person to play Fortnite 24/7 no matter the cost

Bro has been playing Fortnite all day he must have Nikhil Fortnite Disease.

by KanyeFan2083 December 10, 2022

confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.

Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease

by fortnite05 November 24, 2018

Banana Bucket Disease

A Banana comes out of every hole you have.

Oh no hes got Banana Bucket Disease!!!

by Aus and Nate August 25, 2018

Mad Bulls Disease

When a person goes into a fit of rage the likes of which is very rarely seen when they are not able to go to bullwinkles.

Yo man I heard another one of your friends has mad bulls disease. He must have gotten it from Jacob.

by CARoser98 February 15, 2019

Heart Disease (CHD)

The preventable and reversible condition that results in deteriorated arteries (atherosclerosis) and plaque buildup, usually signified by heart attacks and stroke, and contributes to ED and Alzheimers. A disease typically accompanied by undiagnosed diabetes. As the great late Dr. Joseph R. Kraft put it, "Those with heart disease not identified with diabetes, are simply undiagnosed". This number one killer of americans fuels the largest, multi-trillion dollar healthcare economy in the world, located in the United States, and is perpetuated by government subsidies of cheap ingredients used to make processed foods, such as vegetable oils, sugar, and high-fructose corn syrup. The clinically proven preventative diet consists exclusively of plant based whole-foods.

at funeral
Friend: "Hey man, I'm sorry about your dad. Might want to get checked up soon though, you know coronary heart disease (CHD) usually runs in the family"
Son: "I've been doing my research, and I found out heart disease is caused by what we eat. I switched up my diet and now I dont have to worry. But man I wish I could have showed my dad all this. It probably would've saved him"

by Mattyfromduntucky May 4, 2021

Exploding Mom Disease

A disease that causes moms to spontaneously combust at any given moment. It is currently without a cure

“Dude, why would you say that? My mom has exploding mom disease!! I bet you feel horrible now…”

by Roman Atwood July 5, 2022

My Chemical Disease

1)frequently occurs after My Chemical Romance shows often due to screaming/crying/moshing etc. Often associated with high fever, fatigue, and loss of voice.
2)The contagious-ness of MCR fans. Everyone is very susceptible.

1) Doctor: I believe it's bronchitis
MCR fan: No it's My Chemical Disease.
2) "Everyone around here is so odd, maybe it's My Chemical Disease?

by Ms. Nemo December 24, 2008