Reverse Chode

a chode that's width is equal to its length.

Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!

by McDooodle March 6, 2008

Prize Chode

The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.

"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."

"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"

"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"

by Anuraag June 4, 2008

gentleman's chode

A "sophisticated way" to describe a small dick or chode.

"Tom's a needledick!"
"It's not a needledick, it's a Gentleman's chode!"

by Phil M'Crackin December 15, 2008

Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014

robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with

by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019

Chode chaser

A person who likes chode so much they go out of their way to find a man with a chubby small penis!

Dang! Charlie is such a chode chaser, that is the third guy this week.

by Sexymandingo February 19, 2017