National Degenerate Day

This holiday is on June 8th. This the best day to go out and do whatever to whoever. Be the best reject to society you can be.

Guy 1: yo bro it’s national Degenerate day!

Guy 2: oh bet, time for cocaine and hookers at a casino!

by Ggolly May 15, 2024

National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.

“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”

by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024

National eat someone out day

National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.

"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."

by Not_agoodusername May 18, 2024

National soapy titty pic day

On may 20th any girl of your choice has to send 3 soapy tittie pics

May I get 3 soapy titty pics from you my love

Ayo it's may 20th National soapy titty pic day
send me a soapy tittie pic

by Xylvan May 20, 2024

National Pet Day

March 20th is national pet day, the day when you celebrate your pet

“Happy national pet day”

by National pet day May 20, 2024

National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.

Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day

by Eternal_ May 21, 2024

National Give an Owen Big Turks Day

On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.

Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!

by Ojoe May 21, 2024