pulling the goalie

Canadian euphemism for masturbation

Carl fucking the dog aging?

Yeah, he's out back pulling the goalie.

by Modern Women January 3, 2026

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Pulling a Randizok

When a person Unisex that is in a group chat All platforms goes for the Nuclear option in a moment of pure terror just straight up deletes every single one of your and/or no-one is safe other chat members messages, spanning a small,medium,large amount of time.

Someone typed “💀” and that was all it took. Full panic. Full randizok. Chat history reduced to atoms.

One “wait… guys?” later and BOOM—they were pulling a randizok, erasing years of messages, friendships, and possibly evidence.

by ckasper (not)friendly ghost January 5, 2026

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Rug pull

A scam where developers suddenly abandon a project and drain liquidity, causing the token’s price to crash to near zero.

Everyone thought the memecoin was legit until it rug pulled overnight and wiped out holders.

by $URBANDIC January 5, 2026

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Pull a Barrett

Usually used to describe a person or situation where one leaves work early to play golf under the lie of doing something family related.

Often on a workday when the weather is nice, Jim has been known to pull a Barrett.

by CCP09876 January 7, 2026

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Pulling a brody

The act of having a sleep over with your best friend but once their asleep, you carefully grab one of their sock’s that they’re wearing and use it as a safe place to ejaculate later into the night after watching Zoo porn.

Person 1: Last night when i was at my sleepover with my best friend stephen, i pulled a brody and ejaculated in his sock, man i swear it was the best nut i ever had. I pulled a brody.

Person 2: What the fuck.
pulling a brody

by Fatgirthybrodydicklover January 11, 2026

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