guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

standing meal

Against a wall, the female is sitting on the male’s shoulders but facing the other way. The male proceeds to eat her out while leaning against the wall.

I gave him a standing meal last night

by Gos67 September 12, 2023

Purple Haze (stand)

Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.

"This is some good shit man"

"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"

"Uhh...... yeah?"

"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"

by Above Average Jojo Fan September 28, 2023

Brake Stand

When "skid mark" simply won't suffice to explain what has happened in your underpants.

I can't put these in the laundry basket. It looks like a tractor trailer did a brake stand in my underwear. Quick get me a stick I think I am just gonna burn em.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Stand to me

When a person is asking someone to a challenge or physical battle.

Rick was as little coward I knew when I asked him to fight me he would not dare stand to me.

by DLK97 March 28, 2020

go beer stand

To have a casual understanding of something

Now that we are using the new software suite I want to go beer stand with it

by 71Jaws000 April 7, 2020