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mum life crisis

When you are a young or single mum who feels they missed out on their youth so start doing reckless and youthful things. Such as dating someone super young, wearing revealing or younger looking clothes, spending less time with your kids and more time partying. Just living it up away from your kids in general. Like Kourtney Kardhasian and her partying, young beau and interesting wardrobe change.
She's definitely going through a mum life crisis, her boyfriend is 20 years younger than her and she's been out everyday this week.
by Doox95 June 5, 2018
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mum gayest

This is the phrase that is used when "no u" fails.
"Ur mum gay." "No u" "Well your mum gayest" *other person dies*
by Sellout~ June 6, 2018
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ur mum gay

"ur mum gay",is a phrase we're a new player in ROBLOX says,in a game called Auto Rap Battles .ROBLOX is a "Kid Friendly" game.We're you can play lots of games like jailbreak.Jailbreak is a game in ROBLOX. Mostly,famous youtuber or people who uses "ALT" accounts usually use this phrase in ROBLOX to troll,for not getting banned in there main accounts.If you see avatars who has a "bacon hair" on there head (the item is called "pal hair") and bam you know what there doing.
by GmodRain07 June 6, 2018
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Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way
Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear
by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018
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peanut mum

someone who sells pills in a club
"Ello mate, is there any PM's (peanut mum's) here"

"yes boss, the guy with the stone-island puffa jacket has some"
by JackaBr December 18, 2017
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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not being 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may receive a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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