Jess

Jess is generally short for Jessie. To be a Jess is to be true to ones self through and through. He is generally a creative type and has that spark that is exhibited in no other. Generally he has many walls put up and tends to avoid conflict but if you teach him that he can trust you, you will never regret it. Once he lets you in he is the sweetest person. His platonic love is shown more than his romantic love but both are stronger than Hercules himself. He lives off of sarcasm and has a twenty page list of movies you MUST see. He listens to all types of music and will bombard you with recommendations. If you hurt him he will forgive you, his breaking point is too far. He will leave if he has too but only as a last resort. When one pushes him in this way he is colder than the dark side of Mercury. Never do this to him because despite the calm and collected outside, he just wants someone that won’t leave. If you have a Jess you are one of the luckiest people on earth.

Yeah I’m going to go check of Jess, he’s in a funk cause he has to leave his best friend.

What song are you listening to?
Oh, Jess recommenced it. Isn’t it a bop?

by Unicornboi May 6, 2020

jess quinlan

a very small girl who does nothing but eat and cry, everyday, on repeat, and will continue to do this for the rest of her life.

i’d hate to be jess quinlan

by shreksswamp69 May 10, 2020

Jess

A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.

Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(

by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020

Jesse

A wonderful boy who cares about u no matter what he'll be there for u he passionate and cute and has blue eyes who will bring you anywhere

Jesse a wonderful person.

by blackie19119 May 21, 2020

Jesse

Rivaled only by Slash in talent, good looks, and overall class. This man is smoooooth. He knows every Office episode backward and forward and can fit the phrase, “That’s what she said,” into nearly any conversation. Anyone who really gets to know Jesse is blessed with a constant source of kindness, comfort, and laughter (sooooo much laughter). He’s an honest, humble guy with a nice jawline and an even nicer voice. He’s a lover of ravioli, animals, and Fredo Corleone’s beautiful forehead. You’ll never catch him without socks on, and there’s no one better to spend quality time with. Roodoodoodoodoo.

Jesse made me pee my pants twice on March 18.

by Ese July 16, 2020

Big Jess

A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.

She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.

Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.

BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.

by Oops 🤭 July 28, 2020

Jesse

A guy that has a 69 inch long schlong. He shoots harder than John Wilkes Booth. Jesse is hot and sexy.

I wish i was Jesse.

by Noobmaster69420lol August 16, 2020