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porn jam

When you and one or more people get together, get high on your drug of choice (weed is most suitable, you dont want things getting out of hand), and watch copious amounts of pornographic videos on computers (one computer per person).

Usually a porn jam will take place late at night so the participants may use volume when watching the pornographic videos without worrying that people will hear them.

Some great discussions on woman preference, porn preference, etc. will result of a porn jam thus increasing your friendship with your fellow participants.

Note: It has to be you and at least one other person, and there has to be at least one computer per person in order for it to be considered an official porn jam.
C-ball: Yo N-dizzle wanna get high and watch porn?
N-dizzle: Hell yeah dude lets have a porn jam!
C-ball: Yeah man just dont forget to bring your laptop we cant both just watch it on my computer.
N-dizzle: I know the rules foo I wont forget the laptop.
C-ball: Aight man porn jam tonight, at my place.
by C-Baaaaaawl!! May 30, 2009
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The Jimmy Jam

The Jimmy Jam is when a person who has dentures is having intercourse with another person. The person giving the penis takes his dentures out and jams them into the receivers anus at which point he yells JIMMY JAMMMM! And then pounds wildly on his chest.
OMG! The other night we were down at Shenanigans and Greco gave this old homeless man the Jimmy Jam in the bathroom!
by wong tong tilli tong March 27, 2009
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rail jam

a term use to define a snowboard event in which shredders ollie up on to steel rails, long plastic boxes, hand rails going down steps. such terms as 50-50 boardslips, buttering the edges are common
I'm heading to the mountain today to stoke at the rail jam and win me some swag.
by Katch September 22, 2008
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Pearl Jam

An American rock band formed in Seattle in 1990 which rose to become one of the best and most influential bands of modern times. Widely associated with grunge music, Pearl Jam also includes elements of classic rock, alternative rock, garage rock, post-grunge, and experimental rock. Easily recognizable by the bluesy guitar work of lead guitarist Mike McCready and the deep grungy voice of Eddie Vedder. Frontman, lead singer, and occasional guitarist Eddie Vedder is also an environmentalist and conservationist, which makes him badass.
Often hated by people such as modern rock and nu-metal fanboys, as well as a small group of grunge "fans" who claim that Pearl Jam sold out their roots, which, of course is not true... they simply adapted their music to the messages they want to spread. Many people say that Pearl Jam never made a good album after Ten, but of course these people have never heard any of their songs other than their radio hits. People can't seem to give any reasons why they dislike Pearl Jam without making themselves look like immature assholes, simply because it is impossible to dislike Pearl Jam if you sit down and listen to them.
Most well known for their songs Alive, Even Flow, Jeremy, Yellow Ledbetter, Betterman, Daughter, Just Breathe, and their cover song Last Kiss.
Creator of great unknown gems like Oceans, Tremor Christ, Garden, Last Exit, 1/2 Full, I Am Mine, Off He Goes, etc.
Person 1:Dude I went to a Pearl Jam concert yesterday
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: It was awesome as usual, I heard Given to Fly, I Am Mine, and Oceans, which are all my favorite songs

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Person 1: -walks in wearing Pearl Jam shirt-
Person 2: PEARL JAM SUCKS
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Their music after Ten is all retarded and ugly and silly and stinky like your mom and Eddie Vedder is a stupid stinkypants dumbhead
Person1: -plugs in iPod and plays "Brain of J." by Pearl Jam
Person 2: -silenced-
by IwishIwasStoneGossard May 30, 2011
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Toe Jam

Toe Jam (verb)- to deeply disturb an unspecting sleeping or awake victim by spearing them in the anus with your big toe.

Note* When toe jamming against denim extra effort will be needed.
1. "Susan you just need to go over there and toe jam him, he's such a jerk."

2. "Man, last i met girl last night she was so drunk she asked me to toe jam her."
by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010
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mouth jam

The gunk that builds around the mouth (mostly in the corners), of one who either has bad dry mouth, or who drank a large amount of white milk. The effect of mouth jam is usually followed by tooth slime(the stringy substance that hangs between one's upper and lower teeth as they speak)
Man, looks like you need some water you have some major mouth jam
by willy lump lump March 3, 2007
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Stink Jam

The viscous smelly moisture or goo in-between the nut sack/vagina and bung hole/asshole. This region is also commonly refered to as the taint, or grundle area. Also in association with fromunda cheese.
Man after working a long hard day the Stink Jam on my taint is really foul.
by Clucth Haskins December 23, 2007
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