hold the moan

Holding the moan is a variant of exhibitionism where you try as hard as possible not to get caught while having sex in risky public spaces

We hid in the library while we tried to hold the moan as the librarian restocked the shelves one isle over from us

by Sholynyk January 29, 2024

HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise

vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs

by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024

holding fee

Holding a joint to long during the passing of a joint the passer can say “holding fee” and hit the joint before the passé accepts the joint.

Ayyy Bob! I am hitting you with a holding fee! *passer hits joint as Bob reaches for joint*

by Mr_420…yee yee December 2, 2023

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

Refers to da substitute-for-grumbling-at-a delay vocal action dat you engage in while unexpectedly/unavoidably having to wait for something basic or mundane to occur, such as for equipment to warm up, someone to answer da phone, a web-page to load on an internet-computer, etc. Great for when you're either babysitting children (for whom soft singing is often an effectively-calming/soothing way of "placating them for a few" till a desired action/event can happen) or presently have one or more adult-colleagues there who need certain actions and/or information-locating performed on their behalf, and so you are sympathetically showing them dat you hate having to be held up, as well, just da same as they do.

Everyone loves da catchy "Alex Trebek waiting for da contestants to think of an answer" melody, so performing a round of "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold can work wonders to make everyone feel less grumpy/impatient at having to take a little longer than normal for something they want to happen.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023

holding a cup

you don't need bitches. because Allah SWT said no. muslimah should be 🥇

Nice brother you're holding a cup

by Subhanallah brother December 16, 2022

Hold form

Staying true to your convictions, morals and life goals. Holding form is finding one’s true masculine self in perfect form and balance.

Hold form / held form: Man my bosses wife was sweating me at the party but I held form and shut that off immediately.

by Penn Vonn Dutch December 19, 2022

Stein choke hold

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious

Oh heck no Shingleston done hit me with the Stein choke hold

by anonymous December 28, 2022