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Spanking The Gorilla

Similar to Spanking The Monkey.

When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
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laughing gorilla

When your fucking a girl and you come on her face you go to the bathroom right quick then shave a good chunk of pubes sneak up behind her yank her hair and when she turns around and yells at you you throw the pubes so they stick to her face like fur on a gorrila....
Let's do a laughing gorilla tonight babe.
by Stevejobsownsapc January 15, 2018
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gorilla snot snow

Over 7 FEET of snow in the last 7 days🤯🌨️ "Some gorilla snot snow and some cold smoke pow accumulation is the perfect combo for base building."
by Powderider December 3, 2019
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Gorilla Lookin Ass

A female who is so attractive you would literally kill a gorilla to fuck her. Alternatively you would pay an handsome fee to have her ride your face like a circus train full of gorillas. One might also jump out of a bush like a gorilla to surprise her with a tasty beverage and then fuck her vigorously....like a gorilla. The phrase stems from the primal, reproductive pull that is so out-of-control that all forethought is completely lost on the beholder. This is when the man beholding that “gorilla lookin ass” will literally turn his wallet inside out just to get a whiff of that gorilla lookin ass.
“I just dropped a G on that Gorilla Lookin Ass. Her baby daddy don’t even know that I just busted my nut all up in it. “

“As soon as I saw that Gorilla lookin ass, money started fallin outta my bank.”

“I used to be rich, until I saw that gorilla lookin ass...now she rich”
by WonkasWillie December 19, 2019
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Gorilla Beuk

Strongest ape in the world. His favorite food is banana soup. He killed Thanos and defeated Nose Boy. He stoled Stijns girlfriend and when you don´t give him banana soup he is gonna do gorillabeuk in your balls and make ooga booga noices. His best friend is Patrick Eggers and his dad is Harambe. His son is called mini ooga booga
Gorilla Beuk did gorillabeuk in his balls.
by DabsDabs January 12, 2020
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Freckled gorilla

The act of farting during a rim job and relieving ones self slightly, spraying the face of the person giving the rim job and giving them the appearance of having freckles
She was licking my butthole and I gave her a freckled gorilla
by Slutsauce January 13, 2020
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Gorilla Beuk

Gorilla Beuk is a gorilla that really likes banana soup. His brother is called Herres Beuk and they fought against each other in World War 2. He also fought Neusboy but he survived. His father Harambe committed Hiroshima, but he died later because he was shot. Gorilla Beuks son is called mini ooga booga. When you dont give him his daily banana soup, he is gonna do gorilla beuk in your balls
Gorilla Beuk does gorillabeuk in your balls
by DabsDabs January 17, 2020
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