Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Elis

Is the type of guy to clean their hands after they've showered

Don't do like Elis!!

by Go and get a girlfriend January 16, 2023

Eli

This is for the girl Elis. Eli is a very kind person but can be mean at times, she could be the best friend you've ever had or she could be a distant friend that you only wave to in the halls. SHES GAY, GAY ASF and loves girls, specifically one with the name Katy, and she lovesss strawberries. she has many friends and trusts many people but cannot forgive people easily unless they are really attached to you.

Eli is so nice!

by the girl with the green hair February 11, 2023

Eli

Very nice

Eli is nice

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023

Eli

Eli is a person who screws his gf ella

Eli clap clap clap

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

Eli

Eli in japanesse mean a guy who claps until he can't then he Claps with his mouth and his big fat obesse dick

Eli claps ella until he is....

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

Eli

The type of douchebag who says cringingly down bad things, such as “fuck, don’t make me hard right now”

Eli said “you’re so nasty for letting these 40 year old men hit on you.”

by Austinite1 May 20, 2025