Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

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goat eyed high

When your so high on marijuana that you feel that your pupils have went squared !!!

Look at Jake guys he is goat eyed high

by scootertramp May 31, 2016

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tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

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Green Eyed Mama

The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.

I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.

One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.

by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020

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