by Pullout_thelongstickforhoes December 26, 2022
Get the Condom mug.Guy 1: Dude I've already become a father of 14
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
Guy 2: Oh I always keep the infinity condom so I'm a father of 0
Guy 1: Dang your lucky you don't have to pay child support
by ThatTF2Scout_Thatsbeenkillingu January 2, 2023
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The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want his firehose up her pussy.
The thing men use if the woman doesn't want fussing children.
Woman: Did you bring the condom?
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
Man: Ohhhh i forgot it....
Woman: Well im not letting your ding dong up my pussy then...
Man: Fine.... I'll go run to the store.
Woman: While you're there, bye 20... Ive already put sex in my calendar for the rest of the month.
Man: got it!
by cowtopus January 9, 2023
Get the condom mug.Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023
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by anonymous December 1, 2023
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