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Get the True Wizard mug.An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.
The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
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Get the wizards jordan mug.Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."
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by Ninjitsu Master July 27, 2024
Get the Wizard's sleeve mug.In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
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