Cricket in a sucker

When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket

Did you hear? Donald gave his girl a cricket in a sucker and now she has HPV

by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019

Social Sucker

Someone who gives social media platforms access to their online presence; including personal information, pictures and movement tracking without thought or knowledge of how such information may be used.

That Mr. Cunningham posts everything on Facebook. What a Social Sucker.

by Incultus01 November 1, 2019

Pork sucker

A person who sucks on the toes of another person. In reference to the nursery rhyme where a child’s toes are called piggies.

Clarence told me that his new girlfriend is a pork sucker.

by Moon Miller November 4, 2019

Sucker

Seeing good that was never there in somebody else, then wondering why you got betrayed by the people you held closest to your heart isn't being a sucker or being weak, it's being human.

He/she felt like a sucker, but was actually human.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Lit willy sucker party

Suck me willy party lovers

Lit willy sucker party is great!

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Willy suckers

😜😜😜

Willy sucker 1: willy suckers are great cus im one

Willy sucker 2: Nom nom nom, come here then babe😜🍺🍆

by ugly gurl😜 December 8, 2020

Snot Sucker

An offensive slur used against Eskimos and indigenous people living in northern climates. Snot Sucker refers to the practice of an Inuit mother orally sucking the mucus out of their infant child's nose. The purpose of snot sucking is to prevent nose discharge from dripping onto the child's face and freezing due to the sub-zero temperatures.

"I saw a documentary about Eskimos and watched those snot suckers kill a reindeer"

by Albinez December 19, 2020