steven mcqueen

a hot as hell, ripped out of his mind, hunky piece of man meat any girl would go crazy to have. enormous penis, immensely popular, and has girls hanging off his pinky

Girl one: “Did you see Steven mcqueen I just want to stick him up my vigina”
Girl two: “Me too”

by Vi🍑👈🏽 November 16, 2017

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017

Mike stevens

A huge dickfore.

Q-What's a dickfore? A-Mike Stevens. That's a dickfore

by gabehcueD September 7, 2016

Steven Connelly

Whipped beyond all measure.

Dude 1: Bruh are you coming to my party this Friday
Dude 2: Nah man I'm going to see Fifty Shades of Whipped with my girl

Dude 1: Wow bro you're such a Steven Connelly

by xxx_alpacca_wrangler_xxx July 27, 2016

Steven

A very business oriented young man from the Ghetto in England who stands tall at 6'2. Usually referred to as some sort of munted Cat, other times often described as a Meerkat's doppelganger. Steven has 2% Kangaroo genes and enjoys wearing dresses that he craftily terms "long line shirts". He can usually be found at the local pub enjoying big servings of Sausage after a few Vodka Cokes.

"Oi! Look at that Kangaroo, he bloody looks like Steven's twin!"

by PookieBear91 June 20, 2016

dusty stevens

Man who can’t even name all the countries in europe and Africa. He’s also bad at Minecraft. Use this on someone and you will be at risk of getting sued for slander.

I gave my sister a dusty stevens last night!

by Freesalad January 11, 2020

Steven

Steven is the door knob in every friend group. He is the person to cry when getting caught by the cops. He is also the type of person to go play crossing guard with the fucking train and yell stop. He most likely practices kissing for his nonexistent girlfriend on his mom.He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely foxes dog at 3 AM. Steven makes car e He always tries to start shit but when faced to fight the person he pussies out at the last time. Most likely fucks his dog at 3 AM. He is most likely that cringy ASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 911bASS highschooler who makes car edits for his Acura car. He crashes his car harder than fucking 9/11.

Eww look it’s the fucking doorknob Steven coming down the hill. “ hey Steven don’t fall over your own ass!!”

by Bs.gerp January 30, 2020