steam hood

the hooded part of the vagina; just above the clit. It usually glissens.

On a hot day, say this to your comely neighbor: Steam hood?

by Gorgone August 11, 2003

Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.

man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

by meatlord March 29, 2022

Steam

Steam is a video game digital distribution service by Valve. It was launched as a standalone software client in September 2003 as a way for Valve to provide automatic updates for their games, and expanded to include games from third-party publishers. Steam has also expanded into an online web-based and mobile digital storefront. Steam offers digital rights management (DRM), server hosting, video streaming, and social networking services. It also provides the user with installation and automatic updating of games, and community features such as friends lists and groups, cloud storage, and in-game voice and chat functionality.

Hey bro ima be on steam.

by Α January 25, 2022

Steamed Dumplings

While spooning naked, when she lets out a fart against your balls and they vibrate into a steamy treat.

That was the best sleep over ever! In the middle of the night I woke up when I felt the vibration of steamed dumplings when she farted against my junk.

by hec.tor September 27, 2021

Steaming a phattie

Ignoring all current responsibilities to wander off and get high as fuck, then snuggle up in bed

In an alternate universe where Bruce Almighty uses his god-like powers to become a mass pot dealer instead of taking on the soul crushing duty of playing the lord, he takes a nap instead of answering all the prayer emails on his computer after steaming a phattie.

by Jamesfrancosdog July 30, 2021

Finger steaming

Finger steaming.

The act of providing yourself or a fellow homosapiens with sexual pleasure using fingers via, a pleasurable hole. So much so that due to the heat and moisture, steam is produced.

Do you remember the time I picked up that girl in Italy, and I ended up Finger steaming her?

Yeah, me neither.

by LemonFinger February 23, 2022

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021